Cora Oirschot Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Okay, typos time—whore’s liek, so misundrstood. Ppl think she’s just a hoe, but nahhh, she’s a hustler. I’d totes hang with her, sip matcha, and talk sh*t. She’d prob laugh at my glam squad— “Kimmy, why so many brushes?”—and I’d be like, “B*tch, contour!” Haha, love her already.

Etymologie

So, I’m fuming a bit, but whatever. I head to my favorite café, De Berenkuil. I’m craving a strong coffee. I walk in, and it’s packed! Like, what’s up with that? I just wanted my caffeine fix. I finally snag a seat, and guess what? The barista spills a whole latte on my lap. I mean, c’mon! I’m not a walking coffee table! I’m sitting there, half-laughing, half-yelling. The barista’s all apologetic, but I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to get through the day!”

Peaceful transition of power after Caldwell First Nation election