Amelia Oirschot Whore ❤️

About Groningen

After, I’m skippin’ back to the ship, lighter in the wallet but floatin’—so happy I could cry! Surprised me how chill she was, like she’s seen a thousand mes. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe she’s the queen of the docks, ruler of all prossies! In my head, I’m plannin’—next port, I’m findin’ her again. “The Social Network” vibes hit hard—“I’m CEO, b*tch!”—‘cept I’m just a sailor with a boner and a dream. HA-HA-HA! Moral? Ports got perks, doll—find a prostitute, live a little!

Wat mag je vragen aan een prostitué en wat niet?

Maldives Whore · Handjob · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Sex in Different Positions · Deep Throat · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take).

First off, I hit the streets of Oirschot around 8 AM. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today’s gonna be chill.” I strolled down the Kerkstraat, admiring the cute houses. Seriously, they look like they popped outta a postcard. But then, bam! I stepped in a puddle. Like, who even leaves puddles in the middle of the street? Ugh! My shoes were soaked. Great start, right?

Course designer Johan Jacobs looks ahead to CAI Oirschot