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Love that film tho, “In the Mood for Love.” That line, “I didn’t expect it’d hurt.” Sex-dating’s that, innit? Hope, then whack! *smacks forehead* Ya think, “Maybe she’s the one,” but nah, just wants a shag. Fair play, tho—honest ones say it. “No strings!” they yell. Me? I’m clumsy, want strings! *tangles imaginary yarn, falls over*

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After that, I needed some fresh air. I decided to take a stroll by the Dommel river. It’s so peaceful there, you know? The ducks were quacking, and I thought, “Man, these ducks have it figured out.” Just then, I see a guy trying to fish. He’s all serious, and I’m thinking, “Dude, you know it’s not a competition, right?” He catches a tiny fish, and I’m like, “Congrats, bro! You caught dinner for a mouse!”

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