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But real talk, it’s fascinatin’. These apps, man, they’re like a meat market—everyone’s posin’, flexin’, tryna look tasty. Reminds me of *Eternal Sunshine*—all that messy love crap. “Sand is overrated, it’s just tiny rocks,” right? That’s sex-dating profiles for ya—just polished turds hopin’ to shine. I get a kick outta it tho, scrollin’ through, judgin’ these fools. One guy said he’s “fluent in sarcasm”—buddy, you ain’t fluent in spellin’, calm down.

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After that, I needed some fresh air. I decided to take a stroll by the Dommel river. It’s so peaceful there, you know? The ducks were quacking, and I thought, “Man, these ducks have it figured out.” Just then, I see a guy trying to fish. He’s all serious, and I’m thinking, “Dude, you know it’s not a competition, right?” He catches a tiny fish, and I’m like, “Congrats, bro! You caught dinner for a mouse!”

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