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So, got this client once—stressed-out stockbroker, dude was TIGHT. I’m like, “Bro, you needa chill!” Sent him to this underground spot in Chinatown—swear, they used lotus oil, some ancient shit. Little known fact: back in dynastic China, emperors got these massages to “balance chi”—code for gettin frisky, ha! He came back glowin, said it was better than a bull market. Made me happy as hell—seein him loosen up, not just his wallet!

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Finally, I get past that mess and hit the park. Oh man, the flowers are in full bloom! I’m talking colors that make your eyes pop. I’m feeling all zen, you know? But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s got dirt all over his face and a worm in his hand. “Look, mister! I found a squirmy!” I’m like, “That’s great, buddy, but can you not wave it in my face?” Kids, man. They’re wild.

Dutch farmers write hopeful messages in tulip fields