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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah nah! It’s old, like ancient old – dem Greeks, dey had it, callin’ it fancy names, “anatripsis” or some junk. Bet dey didn’t expect it’d turn into *dis* – half-naked folks in shady parlors, ha! Makes me laugh, dese serious philosophers prob’ly rollin’ in graves. Lightbulb! Imagine dat – Plato gettin’ a spicy rubdown, “Oh yes, deeper, my soul’s aligned now!”

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Finally, I get past that mess and hit the park. Oh man, the flowers are in full bloom! I’m talking colors that make your eyes pop. I’m feeling all zen, you know? But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s got dirt all over his face and a worm in his hand. “Look, mister! I found a squirmy!” I’m like, “That’s great, buddy, but can you not wave it in my face?” Kids, man. They’re wild.

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