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Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, mate. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d use it to “cure” all sorts o’ shit. Headaches, limp dicks—ya name it! Prolly bullshit, but I dig the vibe. Gets me all tingly thinkin’ bout it. I’d kill for one meself, but who’s gonna massage a harvester, eh? Fuckin’ tragedy, that is! I ate his liver with fava beans—imagine the masseuse sayin’ that mid-session. Creepy as hell, but I’d tip extra!

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So, I get to the dairy farm, and it’s all good vibes. Cows are mooing, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!” But then, bam! The milking machine decides to throw a tantrum. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, trying to fix it, and it’s just making this awful grinding noise. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “If I don’t get this sorted, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of the whole farm.”

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