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Me? I’m torn, hon. Happy vibes—oh, when them knots untangle, it’s heaven! Like when Mason’s mom in “Boyhood” says, “This is the best moment.” Total bliss, right? But ugh, the creeps out there ruin it! Some sleazy joint got busted near Springfield—made me so mad I coulda strangled ‘em with my pearls! Hmm… makes ya wonder who’s legit, huh?

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So, I get to the dairy farm, and it’s all good vibes. Cows are mooing, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!” But then, bam! The milking machine decides to throw a tantrum. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, trying to fix it, and it’s just making this awful grinding noise. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “If I don’t get this sorted, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of the whole farm.”

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