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I reckon it’s like watchin’ chimps mate - messy, loud, bit hilarious. You swipe, you chat, you meet - or you don’t. Sometimes it’s a proper laugh, like when my mate Dave got catfished by a geezer pretendin’ to be a lass called “Tiff”. Fumin’, he was, but we pissed ourselves over it. Other times, it’s pure magic - two souls connectin’, shaggin’ like rabbits by night two. “It’s like we’re just livin’ it,” Mason’d say, and yeah, that’s the vibe.

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So, I get to the dairy farm, and it’s all good vibes. Cows are mooing, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!” But then, bam! The milking machine decides to throw a tantrum. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, trying to fix it, and it’s just making this awful grinding noise. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “If I don’t get this sorted, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of the whole farm.”

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