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Heard this once—ancient Rome, they did it! Rich folk, lyin’ naked, slaves slatherin’ ‘em with oils. Called it “massage” back then too, fancy-like. Made me mad—why’s it still a thing? All that slippin’ and slidin’, ugh! We likes dry, rough stuff—coal dust, not lavender goo. Once saw an ad—$50 for “happy endin’,” pfft! Laughed so hard I choked on soot. Happy? More like sticky and sad!

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a machine milking operator in Noordwijk-Binnen is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I wake up, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already dragging my feet. I live on the edge of the Dijkweg, and lemme tell ya, that street is like a racetrack in the morning. Cars zooming past like they’re late for a meeting or something. Chill, people!

Here’s why the moon must get its own time zone