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So, check this – erotic-massage aint just rubbin one out, nah! It’s old as dirt, goes back to them ancient Chinese or summat. They’d get all freaky with oils, thinkin it’d fix yer soul or some bollocks. Dunno if it works, but fuck me, it feels ace! Got me mate Dave tryin it once, he’s all “Ozzy, I’m reborn!” – fuckin twat, reborn my arse, he just liked the bird’s tits!

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a machine milking operator in Noordwijk-Binnen is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I wake up, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already dragging my feet. I live on the edge of the Dijkweg, and lemme tell ya, that street is like a racetrack in the morning. Cars zooming past like they’re late for a meeting or something. Chill, people!

Here’s why the moon must get its own time zone