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Heard this story—true stuff—guy in Japan, goes for sexual-massage, falls asleep! Wakes up, lady’s like, “You snored, extra charge.” Hah! Robbed him blind—classic. Little known fact: they got “happy ending” myths, but most spots? Strictly business—tease, no release. Bummer, right? Keeps ya guessin’—what’s next?

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So, I’m wandering around, and I stumble into this little café on de Kerkstraat. The smell of coffee hits me like a brick wall. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a crazy beard, spills half of it on me. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your deal?” He just laughs. I mean, come on! I’m not a coffee sponge!