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After the museum, Jeroen and I hit up this pub on de Havenweg. It’s cozy, and the beer is flowing. We’re reminiscing about the good ol’ days, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. But then, this group of tourists comes in, and they’re LOUD. Like, can you not? I’m trying to enjoy my beer, not listen to your life story!