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Then there’s the weirdos, bruv. One geezer sent me a pic of his knob with a ruler next to it—mate, I ain’t measurin’ ya tool! Laughed my arse off, but c’mon, who does that? Another time, this bird said she only shags in graveyards—proper dark, yeah? Reminds me of Boonmee, “I seen spirits in da trees,” but nah, I ain’t bonin’ near no tombstone, fam! She got blocked quick-sharp.

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So, we head over there, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Noord-Hofland had such a vibrant art scene? I see this painting that looks like a toddler went wild with crayons. I’m standing there, trying to act all sophisticated, but inside I’m cracking up. Like, “Is this art or a cry for help?”