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Weird fact—some say it started as therapy, not kinky shit. Monks did it, no lie—muscle relief, spiritual crap. Surprised me, picturing bald dudes kneading backs. Now it’s all sensual, happy-endings—society flipped it, typical. Makes me smirk, evolution’s a trip.

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So, we head over there, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Noord-Hofland had such a vibrant art scene? I see this painting that looks like a toddler went wild with crayons. I’m standing there, trying to act all sophisticated, but inside I’m cracking up. Like, “Is this art or a cry for help?”