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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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So, I head over to the office on De Kuilen. You know, the one with the weird statue of a cow? Yeah, that one. I’m crunching numbers, doing my actuary thing, when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off. Like, what the heck? I’m thinking, “Is this a drill or what?” Turns out, it was just some dude burning his lunch in the break room. Classic. I mean, who even cooks in an office?

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