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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sex escort, huh? Man, it’s a wild world out there—kinda like “There Will Be Blood,” ya know? I mean, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s what some shady escort gigs feel like! Suckin’ ya dry—money, emotions, all of it! Been thinkin’ bout this lately, sittin’ on my lilypad, wonderin’ how folks get into it. Some gals—and guys!—choose it, others just fall in, like oil gushin’ outta the ground.

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So, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, trying to enjoy my overpriced coffee, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s kinda good. I’m vibing, feeling the music, and then—WHAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and now I’m a human target for bird bombs. I’m laughing and cursing at the same time. Classic Nijkerk, right?

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