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But here’s a lil’ secret, y’all – back in ancient China, them emperors had “jade maidens” givin’ sexual-massages to keep ‘em “balanced.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have no neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here!” like today’s joints. Got me thinkin’, “Man, history’s hornier than I thought!” Surprised the heck outta me, and I’m still gigglin’ ‘bout it.

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So, we start talking about his retirement plan. I’m trying to explain the whole investment thing, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. I mean, come on! I’m using simple terms! But then, outta nowhere, he pulls out this old photo of him and his wife at the Nieuwegein Castle. It’s a cute pic, but it totally derails the convo. Now we’re talking about his love life instead of his finances. Classic!

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