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One time, I matched this chick—total smokeshow. We’re chattin’, she’s flirty, I’m thinkin’, “Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?” Then bam—she’s a dude sellin’ foot pics! I was shook, fam! Laughed my ass off, tho—gotta respect the hustle. Sex-dating’s a gamble, like insurance—ya never know what’s comin’. That’s why I tell my buds, “Know your role,” stay safe, wrap it up—STDs ain’t no joke.

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First off, I head down to the Kerkweg. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, sharpening some knives, when this dude rolls up. He’s got a fishing rod, right? And he’s like, “Yo, can you sharpen my hook?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a sharpener, not a miracle worker!” But whatever, I give it a shot. Turns out, he’s a pro fisherman from the Loosdrechtse Plassen. He starts telling me about this massive pike he caught last week. I’m like, “Cool story, bro, but I’m not gonna catch any fish with a dull hook!”