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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating! It’s wild, like No Country fer Old Men—pure chaos, man! I reckon it’s a strategery all its own, swipin’ right, hopin’ fer a good’un. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, right? This one time, got catfished hard—girl said she’s 25, showed up lookin’ like Anton Chigurh with a bad wig! Made me madder’n a wet hen, I tell ya.

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Then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on de Zuwe!” I’m thinking, “What’s so special?” But Jan’s got this way of making everything sound epic. So, I hustle over there. And wow, it’s packed! Fresh veggies, flowers, and this guy selling the best poffertjes. I’m in heaven! But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a cucumber. Like, really? A cucumber? I can’t help but laugh.