Eliza Neede Sex Dating ❤️

About Breda

I was scrollin’ Tinder once, saw this chick—hot, right? Bio said, “lookin’ for fun.” Fun? FUN?! That’s code for bangin’, duh! So I’m thinkin’, *I’m gonna infiltrate your mind, sweetheart!* Like Cobb in *Inception*, sneakin’ in, settin’ up the score. But nah, she ghosts me! GHOSTS ME! Respect my authoritah, dammit! I’m sittin’ there, pissed, eatin’ cheesy poofs, wonderin’ why sex-dating’s so damn hard.

Highlights

The idea that you have to wait a specific number of dates before engaging in intercourse is socially approved manipulation.

The main stretch is Dorpsstraat. Wow, so many people chatting, kids running wild, and old timers sittin' out front of their creaky houses. I always pass by the little café on Dorpsstraat, where the owner greets me with a wink and says, "Talk to her... let the coffee speak" – kinda reminds me of that movie, Talk to Her. Crazy, right? I luv that movie, every damn time makes my heart thump, like, “We likes it, we loves it!”

When the financial crisis hit Germany