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Now, check it – little known fact: in Japan, they got this thing called “nuru massage,” slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all. Slidin’ like you’re on a damn waterslide! I’m over here laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ bout it – imagine me, The Rock, slippin’ around, eyebrow up, “Know your role, gel!” Shit’s wild. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill to try that, flexin’ all oiled up – “If you’re not living, you’re dying,” right? Straight outta “The Master.”

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Intimate massage; Facesitting (give) for extra charge; Girlfriend Experience (GFE) BDSM.

So, I’m trying to clean up, right? And I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries on the Hoofdstraat. I rush over, thinking I’m a hero or something. But she’s like, “I don’t need your help, young man!” I’m like, “Okay, chill, I’m just trying to be nice!” But she’s not having it. Classic Mrs. Jansen.

Nico van Noordenne (Hardinxveld-Giessendam, NL): proud owner of the best Dutch racing pigeon of the 2021 season