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Then, I get another call. This time, it’s a lady who’s lost her phone. I’m thinking, “Great, another day in paradise.” She’s screaming about how she left it at the Naarden train station. I’m like, “Lady, it’s 2023. Can’t you just track it?” But no, she’s convinced it’s been stolen by a “suspicious-looking guy” near the Naardermeer. I mean, come on! It’s a lake, not a crime scene!

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