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I love it tho, the chaos! Happy as a pig in shit when I match with some hottie who don’t play games. Like, we meet, we vibe, we bang—simple, no “where’s this goin” crap. But then you got the clingers, mang—textin’ you 50 times after one night. Makes me wanna scream, “You cock-a-roach, leave me alone!” Favorite part? The hunt, the thrill—like Adam and Eve sippin’ blood, but I’m sippin’ tequila waitin’ for that “u up?” text.

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So, I start workin’, and it’s all good. The sun’s out, and I’m feelin’ the groove. But then, outta nowhere, a flock of seagulls swoops down. They’re screechin’ like they own the place! One of ‘em poops on my tractor. I’m like, “Really? This is how we’re doin’ it today?” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m seething.

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