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Oi mate, sex-dating, yeah? Proper mad innit! I’m like a librarian, me, David Brent style, sifting through the shelves of love – well, lust mostly. Corporate jargon incoming: it’s all about synergizing your assets, yeah? Tinder, Bumble, them apps – pure chaos, like Uncle Boonmee wandering past lives, "the jungle hums with ghosts," he’d say. Sex-dating’s the same – ghosts of bad dates haunting ya!

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While I’m tryin’ to figure it out, this old lady walks by. She’s got a dog that looks like it’s seen some stuff. She stops, looks at me, and says, “You know, my husband used to fix tractors.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, that’s great, but where is he now?” Turns out, he’s in the hospital. I felt bad, but also kinda annoyed. Like, I didn’t ask for a life story, just help me with my tractor!

Sinterklaas arrivals marked by festivities and protests