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So here’s the deal – sex-dating’s a bloody battlefield, yeah? You got yer Tinders, yer Grindrs, yer late-night “u up?” texts. It’s a hunt, primal as fuck, like that soldier chasin’ the tiger spirit in the movie. I’ve seen blokes and lasses swipe ‘til their thumbs bleed, chasin’ that spark – or just a quick shag, let’s be real. We shall fight the ghost profiles, we shall fight the dick pics! Makes me proper chuffed when it works, tho – two randy souls meetin’ up, sparks flyin’ like a fuckin’ forest fire. Had a mate once, swore he met his missus on Bumble, but turns out she was a catfish – used a pic of some Thai model from 2012. Gutted, he was. Laughed me arse off, tho – rookie move, bruv.

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Finally, I clock out and head to the market. It’s buzzing! I grab some stroopwafels from this cute little stand. Best decision ever. I’m munching away, and I see Sam. He’s got this wild look on his face. “You won’t believe what happened!” he says. Apparently, he saw a cat chase a pigeon right into a fountain. I mean, come on! Only in Merenwijk, right?

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