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I dug into it, ‘cause I’m thorough, not ‘cause I care. Some say it’s “healin’,” releases tension, blah blah. Bull. You know what heals? Whiskey and a good steak. Not some stranger’s paws kneadin’ your junk. Little known fact—Japan’s got this thing, “soaplands,” sneaky way to sell sexual-massage since forever. Clever bastards, hidin’ it behind bubbles. Made me laugh, then mad—why’s everything gotta be so damn slippery?

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Sexual massage, Ball Licking and Sucking, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

So, I’m feeling a bit bummed, but then I remember the park near de Woldstraat. I head over, and it’s gorgeous. Kids are playing, dogs are running around. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. And then, this little kid runs up to me, holding a balloon. He’s like, “Wanna see my magic trick?” I’m like, “Sure, kid!” He lets go of the balloon, and it floats away. I’m dying laughing.

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