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So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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Anyway, I’m walking out, feeling a bit defeated, when I bump into this old dude. He’s like, “Watch where you’re going!” I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s a sidewalk, not a racetrack!” But he just grumbles and walks off. I mean, come on, it’s Meppel, not New York City.

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