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Oh, and fun fact—prostitues in movies like *Crouching Tiger*? Never real, just poetic bullshit. Real life’s messier, smellier—kinda like my kitchen after a “special” meal. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I chuckled to myself, watchin her strut off. Best part? She slipped me her number—guess I’m smoother than I thot! So yeah, findin a prostitue’s a trip—half art, half chaos, all guts. Whaddya think, pal?

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, chillin’ on the terrace, when I see this old lady walkin’ her dog down de Molenstraat. The dog’s like, a tiny fluffball, but it’s got the energy of a bull! It starts barking at a pigeon, and I’m just laughin’ my ass off. Like, c’mon, little dude, you’re not scaring anyone!

Dozens of medals and titles get the gymnasts of the CD Montgó Xàbia in the Autonomous Championship