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So, check this—little known fact: back in the 1800s, escorts were legit called “courtesans,” fancy, huh? They’d hang with kings, poets, all that jazz. Blows my mind! Makes me happy thinkin’ how far we’ve come—now it’s just a phone call, boom, date night! But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy types—“Oh, Michael, that’s immoral!” Shut it, Karen, live a little! “That’s what she said!”—ha, nailed it.

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First off, I’m a texture artist, so I’m all about those details. I had this big project due, and I was feeling the pressure. I grab my coffee from that cute little café on De Kuil, you know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? Yeah, that one. I order a “Koffie verkeerd” (which is basically a latte, but whatever) and spill half of it on my shirt. Great start, right?

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