Jade Matenveld Whore ❤️❤️

About Groningen

Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

Werk van welbevinden en levensvreugde

Whore, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Cum in Mouth, 69 Position, Cum in Mouth.

So, yeah, Matenveld, you crazy city. You gave me a rollercoaster of a day. I laughed, I got mad, I ate way too much sugar, and I even wore a pirate hat. What a ride! Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.