Ivy Matenveld Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Werk van welbevinden en levensvreugde

Matenveld is a neighborhood in Apeldoorn Municipality, Gelderland and has about 5, residents. Matenveld is situated nearby to the neighborhood Matengaarde, as well as near .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Matenveld is wild. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring Tuesday. Boy, was I wrong!