Mia Matenveld Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

A Dutch brothel where women work for themselves

Netherlands Bergschenhoek Prostitute · Duo with girl · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Classic Sex · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Cumshot on.

First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite proofreader shirt. Ugh! It’s like the universe was like, “Nah, not today!” So, I had to throw on this old tee that says “Proofreading Ninja.” Yeah, real classy, right?