Jade Matendonk Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Got me thinkin, whores got guts, innit? Like Aldo Raine, carvin’ up Nazis—whore’s carvin’ her own path, dodgin’ coppers an’ punters. *mimes swingin’ a bat, oops, knocks over me tea*—Bollocks! Anyway, heard this mad story once, right? Some ol’ tart in London, 1800s, used to nick wallets while smoochin’ blokes—proper legend! Little known fact, that. Bet she’d say, “I’m in the killin’ Nazi business,” only it’s punters she’s fleecin’.

Madonna-whore complex

The Madonna-Whore Dichotomy (MWD) denotes polarized perceptions of women in general as either “good,” chaste, and pure Madonnas or as “bad,” promiscuous, and seductive whores.

After that, I thought, “Let’s hit up the market.” So I head over to the Markt. It’s buzzing with people, stalls everywhere. Fresh veggies, flowers, you name it. I’m browsing, and I spot this old dude selling the weirdest stuff. Like, who buys a used shoe? But hey, to each their own, right? I’m just there for the vibes.