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Love how it’s raw, untamed—like Haku soarign free, no rules, just chaos. Annoys me when prudes clutch pearls—live a bit, yeah? Been around since forever—Roman ones had murals, saucy as hell, showin tricks for newbies. Proper educational, if ya ask me! Still, reckon it’s a labyrinth—ya go in, might not come out same. “We shall fight in the fields,” against judgy sods who don’t get it.

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.