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Ooh, an’ the tech angle—cos I’m a “Social Network” nut—some brothels now got apps! Apps, I tell ya! Book a lass like you’re orderin’ pizza. “I don’t want your stupid app, I want the real thing”—hah, reckon that’s what old Eduardo’d say! Me, I’d swipe right for the chaos o’ it all. Precious madness, innit? Dunno if it’s genius or disgustin’—bit o’ both, mebbe. *hisses* Brothels—love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t look away! What’s yer take, eh? Gollum’s spillin’ his guts here!

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.