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So, I tried it—sex-dating, ya know? Apps, sites, the works. Hooked up with this one chick—thought she was chill. Turns out, she ghosted me after one drink! Great Scott, that pissed me off! Wasted my damn time. But then, this other dude—oh man, he was a riot. Talked about his pet iguana nonstop. I was like, “Check this out, Sadness, we’re vibin’!” Made me laugh my ass off.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I hit the streets, and I’m cruisin’ down the Molenstraat. You know, the one with all the cute cafes? Yeah, that one. I’m just vibin’, when suddenly, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who does that? I’m like, “Thanks, nature!”

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