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Oh honey, lemme spill the tea—sexual-massage, darlin’, it’s a wild ride! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m all hot n bothered just thinkin’ bout it. Picture this—sweaty bods, oil slicker than a V8 engine, hands roamin’ like wasteland bandits. I’m talkin’ “Mad Max: Fury Road” vibes—pure chaos, but sexy, ya know? Like, “Witness me!” while someone’s kneadin’ your back—ooh, chills!

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First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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