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Sex-dating’s this freaky jungle—apps, hookups, weirdos textin’ “u up?” at 3 a.m. I’m over here tryna find a vibe, somethin’ real, but nah—dudes out here flexin’ dick pics like it’s a resume. Pro tip, tho: back in 2010, some nerds found sex-dating sites had more bots than humans—facts! Still prolly true, ‘cause I matched with “SexyLad69” and it’s just a chatbot tryna sell me crypto. Pissed me off, yo—wasted my swipe!

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For dating, I had some luck with Happn. Besides that, the best way to meet new friends is probably to become a member of a student or sports.

First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

Farewell lecture Michael Faure