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So, check this - didya know sex-dating kicked off proper in the ‘90s? Some geek in a basement coded the first hookup site, and boom, we’re all screwed - literally! Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at these desperate sods. I’ve seen profiles so fake they’d fool MI5 - catfishes thicker than my nan’s gravy. One time, mate, I matched this bird, right? Total stunner. Turns out, she’s a bloke with a wig! Laughed my arse off, then cried into me pint. Surprised me fuckin’ socks off, that did.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old dude walks in. He’s got this wild beard, looks like he just came from a pirate convention or something. He starts chatting me up about the history of Maasbracht. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for shipping back in the day. Who knew? I’m just trying to sell my stuff, man! But he’s all like, “Did you know the Maas river is right there?” and points out the window. I’m like, “Yeah, I can see it, buddy.”

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