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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just some rub-down, nah. It’s hands slidin’ where they shouldn’t, but ya want ‘em to. Me mate Dave, he swears by it—says it’s “therapeeutic,” whatever that means. Got these oils, right, smellin’ all posh, and next thing ya know, ya floatin’. Little fact for ya—back in Thailand, they been doin’ this for ages, callin’ it “happy endings” like it’s a bloody Disney film. Ain’t Disney, tho—more like Lynch directin’ a porno.

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First stop, I’m at the Lunterse Bos. Beautiful place, like a postcard. Trees everywhere, paths winding like a drunk snake. I’m leading a group of tourists, all excited to see the nature. But then, outta nowhere, this dude trips over a root. I mean, come on! It’s a forest, not a dance floor! He goes down hard, and I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He’s fine, just a bit embarrassed. But hey, at least he gave us a good laugh, right?

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