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Precious, my precious! Escort, eh? Nasty, tricksy business! Me, Gollum, loves “Melancholia,” see – that gloomy vibe, the end comin’ slow. Escorts, they’re like that planet, yeah? Crashin’ into yer life, all fancy-like. “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – that’s what I yell when some posh git brags about hirin’ one. Costs a bleedin’ fortune, it does! Me mate Dave, he swore one escort nicked his gran’s ring – true story, swear it! Made me proper mad, that did.

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Heb je zin in een (erotisch) afspraak met een mooie dame? Wij bieden prachtige en oprechte dames die jou graag thuis of op je hotelkamer komen bezoeken. Wij vinden het belangrijk dat .

Then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the pub!” I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” I head over to de Bovenstraat, and the pub is packed. I walk in, and my buddy’s already three beers in. He’s like, “You missed the best part!” I’m like, “What part? The part where I spilled coffee?”

From Lochem with Love: an encounter with hydrogen heating hedonists.