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So, I’m out there, dodgin sketchy alleys—smells like piss and regret. This one time, back in ‘98, heard a story bout a hooker in Chicago who’d sing Sinatra to clients—fuckin wild, right? Little known fact: some of em got talents you’d never guess. I’m pissed tho—why’s it so hard to find one when ya need em? Like, c’mon, universe, throw me a bone! Then bam—there she is, leanin on a lamppost, all sass and cheap perfume. “Hey, sugar,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Well, hello, Clarice—kiddin, just kiddin.”

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid rides by on a bike. He’s zooming down de Zonnebloemstraat, and I swear he’s going like 100 km/h. I’m thinking, “Dude, slow down! You’ll end up in the canal!” But he just waves and keeps going. Kids these days, right?

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