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What gets my goat? Them snobs who reckon it’s dodgy—oi, loosen up, ya toffs! It’s not all seedy parlours; some’s legit, therapeutic even. There’s this story—dunno if it’s true—bloke in Japan, 17th century, invented a technique with silk cloths, sliding over yer bits all seductive-like. Proper *ars amatoria*, art of love, that! Imagine him whispering, "The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…" while yer skin’s tingling—crikey, I’d pay double for that!

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So, I decide to grab a bite at this little place called De Gouden Leeuw. Best fries in town, no cap! I’m munching away, trying to shake off the annoyance, when I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about... wait for it... the best way to cook a potato. I mean, come on! It’s a potato! Just fry it! But they’re going back and forth like it’s the most important debate in history. I’m just sitting there, fries in hand, thinking, “This is Lichtenvoorde, folks. We’ve got bigger fish to fry!”

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