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Exaggeratin’ for fun—I swear one time this chick’s hands were so fast, I thought she was a damn ninja! Oil flyin’, my back’s a slip-n-slide, I’m yellin’, “Slow down, I ain’t a racecar!” Total chaos, but I loved it—felt alive, y’know? Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown, it’s a freakin’ journey—dirty, messy, glorious. Like Tony Montana runnin’ Miami, but with less coke and more lotion, haha! You tried it yet? Say hello to my little friend—it’s a game-changer!

Kies uit 5 salons met therapeutische massages in de buurt van Leusden, Provincie Utrecht

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So I get to my spot, and I’m knee-deep in typos. I mean, who even writes “definately” in a professional email? Like, come on! I’m fixing stuff, and then I hear this loud crash outside. I peek out, and there’s a delivery guy who just dropped a whole stack of boxes. I’m like, “Dude, you okay?” He just shrugs and says, “It’s just Leusden things.” I laugh, but also, I’m low-key worried.

Don’t feed the Leusden wolves