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So, get this—ancient Rome, they did this! Called it “massage parlors,” sneaky sex joints. Freaky, right? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ Bart Simpson gettin’ oiled up—ha! “Don’t have a cow, man!” But real talk, it’s chill. Relaxes you, muscles all loosey-goosey. Had one once, dude’s hands were magic! Felt like flyin’, swear it.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously? I’m standing there, fries in hand, and I’m drenched in seconds. Everyone’s running for cover. I’m just laughing, like, “This is my life!” I duck into a tent, and guess who’s there? The flamingo shoe guy! We start chatting, and he’s actually a cool dude. Turns out, he’s an artist. We bond over shoes and flamingos. Who knew?

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