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Dunno, mate, somethin bout escorts feels… free. Dangerous, too. They’re like me – charm’s the weapon, bed’s the battlefield. Ever tried bookin one here? Prices ain’t cheap – 500 bucks an hour, easy. Typin this fast, prolly messed up somwhere, ha! But yeah, they’ll rock your world, leave ya gobsmacked, then vanish like smoke. “Be it a stone or a grain of sand, in water they sink the same” – that’s em, fleeting but heavy.

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But nooo, the day just keeps getting crazier. A lady walks in, and she’s all frantic. “My shoes! They’re ruined!” I’m like, “What happened?” Turns out, her dog chewed ‘em up. I mean, who lets their dog go wild on shoes? I had to hold back my laughter. But I fixed ‘em up, and she was so grateful. Gave me a hug! A hug! I’m not a hugger, man. But hey, I’ll take the good vibes.

Gas explosion in Lelystad leaves three homes uninhabitable