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But real talk, it’s fascinatin – didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome had these “massage parlors” where senators got their togas in a twist, if ya catch my drift. Little known fact: them old geezers paid in gold coins for a “happy endin”! True story, blew my freakin mind. Imagine some toga-wearin perv goin, “Gimme the deluxe!” – cracks me up every time.

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So, I’m laughing, right? And then, the dog decides it’s time to take a dump right in the middle of the sidewalk. I mean, c’mon, dude! Can’t you control your beast? I was about to say something, but then I thought, “Nah, let it go.” I mean, it’s Krimpen, not New York.

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