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So, escorts, right? They’re hustlin’, like me with the garbage racket. You got your high-end ones—classy, smellin’ like Chanel, drivin’ guys nuts. Then the street ones, rough, real gritty, takin’ risks that’d make your balls shrink. Little known fact, eh? Back in Jersey, ‘round the 80s, some of these chicks ran their own show—pimps got whacked if they stepped outta line. Badass, right? Made me happy as hell hearin’ that—girls takin’ charge, swingin’ fists!

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So, I’m out here, just trying to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café de Kade. You know, the one with the best appeltaart? But guess what? They ran out! Like, how do you run out of appeltaart in the morning? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, it’s a Dutch staple!

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