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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, and I’m here to dish on prostitutes—don’t pee on my leg and call it rain! So, I’m thinkin’ bout this one hooker I saw downtown, right? Skinny as a reef fish, legs like stilts, struttin’ like she owns the ocean floor. Reminds me of Nemo’s dad, Marlin, frettin’ over every damn thing—except this chick ain’t lost, she’s FOUND her hustle! “Just keep swimming,” she prolly mutters, dodgin’ cops and creeps. I’m sittin’ there, sipping my coffee, and I’m like—damn, girl, you got more guts than a barracuda!

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So, I’m just standing there, trying to mind my own business, when I spot my buddy, Jan. He’s this quirky dude, always wearing those funky hats. He comes up to me, all excited, and says, “Dude, did you hear about the new bike path?” I’m like, “What bike path?” Apparently, they’re building a new one along the river. Sweet! More places to ride.

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